Dudley do right

Melodrama

(this is an old black & white television villain)

Villain: I’ve come for the rent.
I’ve come for the rent.

Heroine: But I don’t have the rent. I don’t have the
rent.


Villain: You must pay the rent! You must pay the rent!

Heroine: I don’t have the rent. Who will save me?

Hero: I will save you. I will pay the rent.

Heroine: My hero! (Act out: Smooch, smooch)

Villain: Curses. Foiled again!

Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!

Fee Fi Fo Fum
(this is an American fable)

Fe! Fi! Fo! Fum!

I smell the blood of a English-man.

Be he alive, or be he dead.

I’ll crush his bones to make my bread.

Flea and a Fly

Flea and a Fly

There was a flea and a fly in a flue

They were imprisoned, what could they do?

Said the flea, “Let’s fly,”

Said the fly, “Let’s flee,”

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.