Dudley do right

Melodrama

(this is an old black & white television villain)

Villain: I’ve come for the rent.
I’ve come for the rent.

Heroine: But I don’t have the rent. I don’t have the
rent.


Villain: You must pay the rent! You must pay the rent!

Heroine: I don’t have the rent. Who will save me?

Hero: I will save you. I will pay the rent.

Heroine: My hero! (Act out: Smooch, smooch)

Villain: Curses. Foiled again!