Instant Messaging

Instant Messaging

At one time business people had to rely on

running men,

galloping horses,

speeding trains,

and flying planes-

BUT NOOO MORE! Now there’s IMing-the world’s fastest way to send a message!

A Gentleman I Am

A Gentleman I Am
(you are a person retrieving their hat from the hat-check attendant)

A gentle-man I am,

and I don’t like to shout,

But a hat I had when I came in,

and a hat I’ll have when I GO OUT!!

Dennis the Menace

Dennis the Menace
(You are Mr. Wilson finding Dennis brushing the dog’s teeth with your toothbrush)

Dennis, don’t you ever, ever, ever

let me catch you brushing your dog’s teeth

WITH MY TOOTHBRUSH AGAIN!

Clean & Glow

Clean & Glow
(You are the spokesman for a janitorial service and
you are making a television commercial)

Floors look dull? Stains won’t go?

It’s time for a change to CLEAN AND GLOW!

Just shake it up,

And pour it out

Looks sooo good, there can be no doubt

It’s CLEAN AND GLOW!! CLEAN AND GLOW!!

CLEAN AND GLOW!! YEAH!!

Dudley do right

Melodrama

(this is an old black & white television villain)

Villain: I’ve come for the rent.
I’ve come for the rent.

Heroine: But I don’t have the rent. I don’t have the
rent.


Villain: You must pay the rent! You must pay the rent!

Heroine: I don’t have the rent. Who will save me?

Hero: I will save you. I will pay the rent.

Heroine: My hero! (Act out: Smooch, smooch)

Villain: Curses. Foiled again!

Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!

Fee Fi Fo Fum
(this is an American fable)

Fe! Fi! Fo! Fum!

I smell the blood of a English-man.

Be he alive, or be he dead.

I’ll crush his bones to make my bread.

Flea and a Fly

Flea and a Fly

There was a flea and a fly in a flue

They were imprisoned, what could they do?

Said the flea, “Let’s fly,”

Said the fly, “Let’s flee,”

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.